Breaking News: Costa Rica has moved. We Just Can’t Find It.

In an unprecedented turn of events, the entire island of Costa Rica just moved! The last time the island was seen was on Sunday, March 21st at about 11:15PM EST. It should be noted that the disappearance occurred right about the time the United States passed Health Care Reform.

Rush Limbaugh

According to an eye-witness who wish to remain anonymous,

“I don’t know what happened. It was right here, I turned to watch the news about America Health Care being passed and when I turned around, it was gone!”

Investigators are perplexed. You can tell by the way they’re scratching their heads. When asked by reporters about the status of the investigation, the lead investigator replied;

Ah, well yea… What we have here is a missing country. It seemed that the country just up and leave. Umm, according to my notes, it’s just not here.

There was talk circulating about possible reasons why the country decided to move. Some stated that the country always hated the idea of being neighbors with Nicaragua. Evidently being downwind from them was not a good thing. Others have stated Costa Rica just didn’t like being the chosen destination of one Rush Limbaugh.

This second reasoning seems to be more possible. Evidently, Rush Limbaugh stated a few days ago that he will move to the country if America passes Health Reform. However, when this idea was brought to investigators that the country left because of the possible arrival of Mr. Limbaugh, investigators laughed and said;

Oh come on… That’s just ridiculous. Why would any country move because of Mr Limbaugh? He’s harmless… He’s well-loved by all the Americans and Costa Rica will benefit from having him. He’s like Ghandi!

As far as Mr. Limbaugh goes, he was seen standing on the tarmac at the airport in Miami wearing shorts, sandals and a T-shirt. The brown suitcase in his hand had the following words stamped on its side;

Costa Rica, here I come.

Can Costa Rica cure The Parasite in Rush Limbaugh?

Asked by one of his callers about what he’ll do if Health Reform becomes law, Rush replied,

“I don’t know. I’ll just tell you this, if this passes and it’s five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented, I am leaving the country. I’ll go to Costa Rica.”

This statement has become one of the most important reason thus far for getting Health Care Reform legislation signed into law.

But why Costa Rica?

The country has one of the longest running Socialized systems in the world, with everyone being required to pay into a Government run Health Care system. It also has a longer life expectancy than the United States, mainly due to it’s socialized health care system.

Costa Rica provides health care for 87% of it’s population, and gets 25000 Americans traveling there each year  for health care.

According to Jorge Cortés, president of the Council for International Promotion of Costa Rica Medicine,

“People travel to Costa Rica (and) receive the same quality of medical services for a fraction of the cost, When people see they can get the same surgery for three or four times less, they decide to get medical care abroad.”

The only question now is, will Costa Rica have enough medicine to cure The Parasite  that is Rush Limbaugh?

They have a better system than we do, and according to World Health Organization, they rank higher than the USA too, but in answering this question, I’ll say no and put my money on the parasite to win this one.

Rush Limbaugh Compares Nancy Pelosi to Mullahs and Imams

By Ezra.

Last Sunday On ABC’s This Week, host Elizabeth Vargas asked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA):

What would you say to members who are in real fear of losing their seats in November when it comes time for the House to vote on health care reform again.

Pelosi replied that:

“We are not here just to self perpetuate our service in Congress. We’re here to do the job for the American people.”

So what was wrong with Nancy Pelosi making that statement? As far as I’m concerned, and I’m sure many Americans, Pelosi is absolutely right! Politicians are sent to Washington, not to preserve their jobs, but to do what’s right for Americans.

Rush “The Parasite” Limbaugh can’t understand this, and why should he. He cares about nothing else but himself and preserving his own financial standings. So he expects everyone to do the same.  Here’s his reaction to Pelosi’s selflessness:

Here’s the way we have to start looking at Nancy Pelosi: Mullah Nancy Bin Pelosi. She’s no different than these mullahs and these imams who convince all these people to put bombs on their kids.

So because Nancy Pelosi thinks members should put the American people first, and not getting re-elected, Rush thinks she’s just like imams “who convince people to put bombs on their kids.”

This is something Rush Limbaugh wouldn’t understand. His only function in life is to get, get, get. He sees no benefit in doing for someone else.

Rush Limbaugh is the classic parasite. He dwells and survives only because he’s found a host in the unfortunate ones who looks to him for leadership. Like any other parasite, Limbaugh feeds off them until they have nothing else to give, then he moves on to another host.